The day I went to war - II

Okay, a bit old but still newsworthy:

"A friend was injured in an attack," he said. "They took him to the
hospital. When he opened his eyes he saw a beautiful woman. He cheered and
thanked God that he had finally become a martyr and was granted one of the
divine virgins. "But then he realized that he was still alive and started
crying."

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I just ask: Did someone confuse paradise with a brothel?